An immobile, glimmering sphere forms around you. Any spell of 5th-level or lower cast from outside the sphere can’t affect anything inside the sphere, even if it’s cast with a higher level spell slot. Targeting something inside the sphere or including the globe’s space in an area has no effect on anything inside.

You trace a glyph on the target. If the glyph is moved more than 10 feet from its original position, or if it comes within 20 feet of another glyph that you have cast, the spell ends.

Grease erupts from a point that you can see within range and coats the ground in the target area, turning it into

The target is

You create wards that protect the target area. Each warded area has a maximum height of 20 feet and can be shaped. Several stories of a stronghold can be warded by dividing the area among them if you can walk from one to the next while the spell is being cast.

When cast, you can create a password that can make a creature immune to these effects when it is spoken aloud. You may also specify individuals that are unaffected by any or all of the effects that you choose.

Guards and wards creates the following effects within the area of the spell.

Area: Line 60 feet long and 10 feet wide

Range: Special (300 feet)

You weave a veil over the natural terrain within the area, making it look, sound, or smell like another sort of terrain. A small lake could be made to look like a grassy glade. A path or trail could be made to look like an impassable swamp. A cliff face could even appear as a gentle slope or seem to extend further than it does. This spell does not affect any manufactured structures, equipment, or creatures.

Until the spell ends, the target’s Speed is doubled, it gains a +2 bonus to AC, it has

You magically replace your heart with one forged on the second layer of Hell.

The target is overwhelmed by the absurdity of the world and is crippled by paroxysms of laughter.